Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED
THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA
i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college
1 note? guess my kids arent eating tonight
velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets
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